once upon a time...

My psychologist is awesome.
She swears,surfs & has helped me along the road to reasonable sanity.


I received a piece of paper from her today in the mail with these words photocopied onto it.
  

Once upon a time...

a guy asked a girl 

"Will you marry me?" 

The girl said,"NO!" 

And the girl lived happily ever after & went 

shopping,dancing,camping,drank martinis,

always had a clean house,never had to cook,

had sex with whomever she pleased...did 

whatever the hell she wanted,never argued,

travelled more,had many boyfriends,saved more

money,had all the hot water to herself,watched chick flicks,

never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass,had

high self esteem,never cried or yelled,felt & looked fabulous

in sweat pants,and burped,swore & farted all the time.

See! I told you she is an awesome psychologist.