I've noticed lately that a lot of negative remarks & insensitive jokes have been bandied around about Rangas.
Whilst some of these jokes are quite hilarious,I personally have no issues with the magical Ranga.In fact,some of my most loved people have red hair.
Here,I have compiled a list of some of my favourite Rangas.
1. My best friend,Larissa.
Larrison is a proper Rang,none of this bottle red shit.I've never really been aware of Larrison being a Ranga until other people point it out or Larrison talks about Ginge boys applying lots of sunscreen or the possibility of her & a Ginge boy having see-through babies.I love that Larrison is a Ranga,coz it makes her different.Maybe that's why we're friends,coz we're both freaks or as we'd like to call it...UNIQUE & FUCKING AWESOME.
Whilst some of these jokes are quite hilarious,I personally have no issues with the magical Ranga.In fact,some of my most loved people have red hair.
Here,I have compiled a list of some of my favourite Rangas.
1. My best friend,Larissa.
Larrison is a proper Rang,none of this bottle red shit.I've never really been aware of Larrison being a Ranga until other people point it out or Larrison talks about Ginge boys applying lots of sunscreen or the possibility of her & a Ginge boy having see-through babies.I love that Larrison is a Ranga,coz it makes her different.Maybe that's why we're friends,coz we're both freaks or as we'd like to call it...UNIQUE & FUCKING AWESOME.
2.Pippi Longstocking.
Pippi Longstocking was my ultimate hero when I was a kid [and maybe even still,haha],she was strong,independent,adventurous & she had both a pet monkey & a horse.She was & will always be fucking cool.
Pippi Longstocking was my ultimate hero when I was a kid [and maybe even still,haha],she was strong,independent,adventurous & she had both a pet monkey & a horse.She was & will always be fucking cool.
3.The Little Mermaid.
The mermaid with luxurious red hair that made us all want to live under the sea.A classic Disney Film,why?Coz she was a Rang! A blonde mermaid may have been noticed,but a red-head mermaid nobody forgets.
The mermaid with luxurious red hair that made us all want to live under the sea.A classic Disney Film,why?Coz she was a Rang! A blonde mermaid may have been noticed,but a red-head mermaid nobody forgets.
4.Josh Homme.
Frontman of QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE amongst other musical pursuits.Josh is not only talented,but is a rare male Ranga of Rock,the man is SEX on legs [and Larrison's husband,he just doesn't know it].
Frontman of QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE amongst other musical pursuits.Josh is not only talented,but is a rare male Ranga of Rock,the man is SEX on legs [and Larrison's husband,he just doesn't know it].
5. Seth Green.
Any man that can make stop-motion animation so fucking hilarious is alright with me.Without him there would be no Robot Chicken, 'nuff said.
Any man that can make stop-motion animation so fucking hilarious is alright with me.Without him there would be no Robot Chicken, 'nuff said.
6. Molly Ringwald.
The 80's wouldn't have existed if it wasn't for Molly Ringwald.She starred in such movie classics "The Breakfast Club, "Sixteen Candles" & "Pretty in Pink".
The 80's wouldn't have existed if it wasn't for Molly Ringwald.She starred in such movie classics "The Breakfast Club, "Sixteen Candles" & "Pretty in Pink".
7. Lois Griffin.
The Mama of FAMILY GUY,Lois is a lady of questionable morals & challenges the stereotype Mum.She's from a rich family,but married Peter because she liked his low-class & easy going manner.Through the entire Family Guy series she's been a kleptomaniac which subsequently brought her to prison,had a gambling addiction,smoked weed whilst pregnant with Stewie,was addicted to meth & had an affair with Bill Clinton.
8.Shirley Manson [GARBAGE].
The frontwoman of GARBAGE & one of the most famous & poplar ladies of Rock who just happens to be a Ranga.Shirley is fierce both in & out of the music world,a strong supporter of animals rights Shirley has been involved with PETA for numerous years.
9.Florence Welch [Florence & The Machine].
Florence is the frontwoman of her band FLORENCE & THE MACHINE.They're one of my favourite bands,I've been listening to the album LUNGS on repeat for over a month now.And Florence CAN sing.
Florence is the frontwoman of her band FLORENCE & THE MACHINE.They're one of my favourite bands,I've been listening to the album LUNGS on repeat for over a month now.And Florence CAN sing.
10.Clara Bow
Clara was the "It Girl" of the roaring 20's.Not only one of the most talented flappers of her time,she was also a famous star during the silent film era due to her beauty,vitality & enthusiasm.Although she was a world renowned actress,flapper,"It Girl" & famous for her mass of tangled red hair, Clara was not liked by other women in Hollywood due to her bohemian lifestyle,thick Brooklyn accent & dreadful manners,plus the fact that she came from the slum in Brooklyn which never sat well within the Hollywood community.
Clara was the "It Girl" of the roaring 20's.Not only one of the most talented flappers of her time,she was also a famous star during the silent film era due to her beauty,vitality & enthusiasm.Although she was a world renowned actress,flapper,"It Girl" & famous for her mass of tangled red hair, Clara was not liked by other women in Hollywood due to her bohemian lifestyle,thick Brooklyn accent & dreadful manners,plus the fact that she came from the slum in Brooklyn which never sat well within the Hollywood community.
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Hey there. Glad to see you love the Rangas. You should come to one of our Ranga charity parties. www.ranga.net.au
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