single shmillicent : dating stories.

As you may or may not know,I have been single for about 3 or so months now.Being single has always been highly entertaining for me,it allows you to delve into situations that you just can't get access to when you're in a relationship,quite obviously,but it also leaves for quite a few memorable moments.

I thought I'd start compiling a few random tiny stories on my blog about singledom moments,the shitness of my dating life that have made me [and my friends] laugh.

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DATING STORY # 452

Out of curiousity,I joined a dating site.

My 2 most favourite mens so far is the 82 year old guy who said he likes "foot tappin' tunes" & the 30 year old heavy metal guy with a mullet who said "I'm shithouse at sport,but I like scaring bats at night...I guess that's a sport".

QUALITY MENS!!!!



DATING STORY # 218

FUCK YOU BLUEBOTTLES & your bitchass tenticles!!!!

Later,whilst waiting in a long line at the checkout of Woolies a guy standing in front of me asked me on a date.

Little did he know that a couple of hours earlier,I had pee'd on my bluebottle stings ALA Man VS Wild with Bear Gryls

Yep,I'm a classy lady...WANNA DATE?