Saturday, September 25, 2010

the rent became whiskey

Friday May 29th 2009


A couple of days ago a lady at an organisation asked me if I was 17 years old.I replied with "No,I'm actually a lot older than 17,but I wish I was 17 again" & her reply was "Could I see your drivers license".

Yesterday my new psychiatrist asked me the usual questions & threw in "Have you been involved in any same sex relationships or are you currently a lesbian?" & I replied with "Not that I'm aware of".

Over two days I have become a 17 year old lesbian.
Excellent.

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